Hey, I may stub my toes an awful lot, but I'm not clumsy! It's just that I have big feet and a small apartment! If I lived in a loft, I'd probably do somewhat better. Especially without furniture. Hah! Big Man + Small World = Stubbed Toes.
I've been eyeing these units in my building that have balconies. I'd really, really love a balcony. I'd put a bunch of potted plants and trees up there around the perimeter, make it a nice little sanctuary. That would be awesome. I'd love that. My boys would love it, too. I'm sure the units with the balconies are pricey (maybe even condos? Who knows?) but they look so awesome.
I need titanium-toed slippers until I get to a large enough residence where toe-stubbing is less likely. What can I say? I'm a man of action -- I move swiftly, and if something's in my way, I run into it.
My left foot still isn't 100% better. It's getting there, but not yet. Hairline fracture. Grumble grumble.
