Oh, man, this week's ONION is packed with good stuff...
Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered in Distant Galaxy
Bahah!
Report: Watching Episode of 'Downton Abbey' Counts as Reading Book
*snicker*
48-Year-Old Man Actually Very Open To Dating 25-Year-Olds
Bahahah!
And others. Oh, man! Great stuff this week!