Amusing moments from the morning so far:
1) Geeky little brother to his big sister: "I'm gonna tell ALL your friends about your FAAAAKE tan."
2) Right as I'm crossing the street, a woman in a Mercedes stops at the light, and the Mercedes hood ornament breaks and lands on the ground at my feet. *TING* I knelt and picked it up, walked it over to the woman, who hadn't even realized it had popped off.
