Hornyscope

I had to laugh at my horoscope today (in the Chicago Redeye)...

Mars is heightening your sex drive. You'll jump on anything that moves. If you're single, you'll be tempted to look up that psychotic-yet-sexy ex for a hop in the sack. If you're with someone, you'll want to stay in bed all day.

Who says horoscopes aren't accurate?! Bahah! It's like they've known me all my life!