Want to know how to piss me off using only two words? Want proof of a godless, pointless, meaningless, senseless universe?
Everything about Diablo Cody pisses me off. Literally everything about her. I'm getting too pissed off to even iterate all the ways in which she pisses me off, so I'm just stopping right now, because I'm breaking into a pissed-off, red-faced Dave face-sweat right now.